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Thanks so much for the merriment and Happy Thanksgiving to all!
Carol J. Crego - Law Library Manager
Robins Kaplan Miller & Ciresi L.L.P.
Mpls. Mn. 55402-2015
612-349-0940
>>> Frances Nicklus <fnicklus@pppmail.appliedtheory.com> 11/23/99 8:52:17 AM >>>
It's another "Sleepy Hollow" type foggy morning here in the Hudson
Valley, NY (actually very near the real Sleepy Hollow)--- this cheered
me up! Hope it's LOL for you, too!
MERGERS
In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the
AOL/Netscape deal, here are
the latest mergers we can expect to see:
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace
Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become
Polly-Warner-Cracker.
3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.
John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to
become: Zip Audi Do Da.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.
Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine All
Mine.
Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive
organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become
Fairwell Honeychild
3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become 3
Penney Opera
Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants will merge and become Poupon Pants
Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and
become Knott NOW!
Frances Nicklus
Supreme Court Law Library
New City, NY
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