A little levity from a dedicated lurker

From: John Teskey (lawlib@teleport.com)
Date: Tue Mar 02 1999 - 09:26:30 PST


 ******** State Of Montana Grizzly Bear Notice ********
                      January 27, 1999

 In light of the rising frequency of recent human/grizzly bear
 conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is today
 advising hikers, hunters, and fisherman to take extra precautions
 and keep alert for bears while in the field. We advise that
 outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not
 to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise the
 outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an
 encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for
 fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should also recognize
 the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black
 bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel
 fur. Grizzly bear droppings, however, are much larger, contain
 little bells, and smell like pepper.

Scatologicaly yours,

John C. Teskey

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