GOT REF Q--New York State Board of Elections opinion --THANKS

From: TERRY PSARRAS (TPSARRAS@balch.com)
Date: Wed Mar 05 1997 - 12:36:11 PST


Got what I was looking for. Thanks to everyone who
helped out with this.

To really offer my gratitude, I am including a joke with
this message. I figure laughter is a nice way to say
thanks.

thanks
terry psarras

You may be a coffee addict if....

  Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
  You speed walk in your sleep.
  You grind your coffee in your mouth.
  You sleep with your eyes open.
  The only time you're standing still is in an earthquake.
  You're the employee of the month at the local
coffeehouse and you don't
even work there.
  The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your
pulse.
  You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
  You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
  When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it
  up.
  Sixty-three more, I'll have a cup."
  Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
  You're so wired you pick up AM radio.
  Commodity traders use you to predict the world
coffee market.
  Instant coffee takes too long.
  You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell
the coffee.
  You name your cats Cream and Sugar.
  You have monogrammed coffee filters.
  You hold a seance to contact the spirit of coffee.
  You don't salivate, you foam.
  Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.



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