Here's one that's been making the rounds on the censorship lists:
> THE EXON SONG
> sung to "The Christmas Song"
> (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)
>
>
> Sex nuts posting on an open wire
> Sick thoughts dripping from their prose
> Dirty pictures showing young girls for hire
> And men dressed up in women's clothes
>
> Everybody knows
> That mountains of pornography
> Have been appearing left and right
> Tiny tots with their eyes all a-glow
> May find the ones with sheep tonight
>
> We know that Satan's on the Net
> Along with all the creeps and perverts he could get
> Enticing every child to try his luck
> At finding pictures of people who fundamentally undermine
> the morals of society
>
> And so I'm offering this simple phrase
> To kids from one to ninety-two;
> Although it's been said many times, many ways
> "Let us censor for you."
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