[LAW-LIB:56050] Mild Lexis/Bender rant

From: Ryan, Robert S. (RRyan@hillfarrer.com)
Date: Wed Jul 09 2008 - 11:06:15 PDT

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    Perhaps it is just that I have reached the point in my life when the
    transforming mists of memory make all things in the past seem somehow
    better than (Lord knows) they actually were, but I seem to recall that
    in the ancient days of yore (3 or 4 month ago?) invoices from
    Lexis/Bender included an 800 number for Customer Service. This appears
    to have changed. Now, the only numbers they provide are to enable you to
    pay the invoice by credit card. To prove they have a sense of irony,
    this is still referred to on the invoice as:
     
    Customer Support: To process your credit card payment...call
    866-644-2455...
     
    Now, as a practical matter, this doesn't really cause me a great deal of
    hardship. I've called Customer Support enough over the decades (Very few
    of the Customer Support reps burst into tears at the mere sound of my
    voice any more. I must be getting mellow in my declining years.) that I
    have the number indelibly etched in that same misty memory (Everybody,
    in unison! - 1-800-833-9844). Still in all, it seems to me indicative of
    a certain alteration in attitude, a nuanced change in perspective, a
    subtle shift of institutional intent indicating, how shall I put it? -
    "Hey, Buddy, we don't want to talk to you, just give us the &^#&@
    money!"
     
    It may be that I am overreacting just a tad, although I have mentioned
    the telephonic transmogrification to several Customer Support reps (the
    ones who weren't quietly sobbing) and they agreed that it seems just a
    trifle cold. They promised to pass my concerns on to higher authorities.
    Who knows, perhaps we shall soon return to those happier days when the
    sight of a Bender invoice filled us with a rosy glow of content from the
    knowledge that our friends in Albany really, really wanted to chat with
    us.
     
    Sigh.
     
    Bob Ryan
    Librarian
    Hill, Farrer & Burrill, LLP
    300 South Grand Ave, 37th Fl.
    Los Angeles, CA 90071
     

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