Dear Marion:
In the spirit of "a merry heart doeth good like a medicine"...Try the
Internet Parking Ticket...for your April Fools Newsletter.
http://www.00fun.com/internetticket.shtml
INTERNET PARKING NOTICE ( Note: graphics on site)
Offender : You! (May fill in a name)
Date: Friday, March 21, 2003
Offense #4422089 : in front of the computer TOO LONG!
Details of Offense :
During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have
discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO
LONG!
You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and
papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you
have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log
back on to the Internet.
Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and
the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt -
you'll thank us for it later.
Get your friends and co-workers before they get you!
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Or see http://www.fromtheheartpostcards.com/ICQ/InternetParkingTicket.html
http://www.angelfire.com/ga3/sweetgeorgiapeach1/internetpark.html
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